Crying Lightning

I'm a 20-something female obsessed with gaming, xena, faberry (Dianna Agron, damn you!), and listening to gangster rap. Call me Saturn, because who the fuck doesn't want to be nicknamed after a damn gas giant? What the hell are you doing here?

betterthanlegos:

s-guy:

abitgarish:

wolfbearsnake:

xxcrashcourse:

aneverydaynerd:

I was at Target yesterday and this little girl wanted to buy Halo 4, but this lady came up to her and said video games are for boys. This lady had a box of trix in her cart and so the girl grabs the box and said ‘and trix are for kids.’ and ran off with the cereal and the game.

Good for her.

fuck yeah

THAT WAS THE BEST ENDING

omfg

This sounds made up but still.

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vile-souls:

greenteaandgreatworkouts:

descroissants:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]
Awesome women in history.

ALWAYS REBLOG

Amazing

vile-souls:

greenteaandgreatworkouts:

descroissants:

In 1967, Kathrine Switzer was the first woman to run the Boston marathon. After realizing that a woman was running, race organizer Jock Semple went after Switzer shouting, “Get the hell out of my race and give me those numbers.” However, Switzer’s boyfriend and other male runners provided a protective shield during the entire marathon.The photographs taken of the incident made world headlines, and Kathrine later won the NYC marathon with a time of 3:07:29. [Wiki]

Awesome women in history.

ALWAYS REBLOG

Amazing

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Tamsin: What’s so great about Kenzi, anyway?
Bo: She’s Kenzi. She’s smart, and honest, and kind. And she makes me feel normal and special all at the same time. She is my heart. 

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toofunnysometimes:

Don’t you dare say Grace doesn’t listen to her viewers.  A cooking video and a bleeped out greeting for all those who miss the verbal assault.  She cares guys.

I want this in my mouth right the fuck now. NAOW.